Hangovers are not caused by drink
Honestly it's true, just think!
The hangovers in our head
Only function when we awake in bed
You don't get a hangover drinking beer
So there's no need to shed a tear
Drink all you want, spirits and cider
And you'll be none the wiser
Alcohols fine, it's all a mistake
As you only get hangovers when you awake!