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Welcome to the page of Johnson!!!...Grass roots poetry that
really ROCKS!!!--Down home poetry about everyday things--But
it ain't country...No!..No!...No!...it's ROCK...Hard Rock,
Metal Rock, Classic Rock--If ya likes ta Rock, you're in de
right place!!!--I'll overhaul your brain, too--Just be careful
of the Brain Stink!!!--It's REAL and it ain't pretty!!!!
I'M ONLY TRYIN' TA GIT TO YOU!!!--If I can git ta you...I
can cause your brain ta STINK!!!--HA-HA-HA-
I AM NOT AY MADMAN...I am ay talented poet...YOU BELIEVE
ME???...Doncha?--I have writ, presently, OVER 1200 poems
(1,277) as of this moment!!!!)--I impress myself at wat I
write because I never know'd I had IT IN ME!!!!!
HI!!!--My name is Johnson...
Cliff Johnson...
Clifford D. Johnson, Jr.--
I write poetry because...I want to...and you can't stop
me--Sure...many have tried but nobody has been successful--
America is a wonderful place...one can just wake up in da
morning and decide wat they wanna be--Fer now, I be ay poet--
LOL--
I have been published (not only fer poetry) in many places...
articles in local newpapers back in northeastern Penna.; I've
had sports articles and other articles and poetry published by
various online newsletters--Many anthologies have offered to
print my poems and asked me for a bio about myself...I ignore
all the anthologies because I'm NOT going to buy any anthology
book just ta see my poetry in print, as I've seen my poetry in
print several times!!!!--
It's NO BIG THRILL!!!
I reside in Parma, OH....just outside of Cleveland--I wrote a
lotta poems and I'm still writing--It's a lotta FUN!!!--
Very little of my poetry is about me...I am NOT THAT SCREWED
UP!!!--LOL--Most of it is covertly facetious...just laughing at all
of man's weaknesses--YA GOTTA LAFF!!!--Wat else ya gonna do?--I'm
having ay BLAST writing poetry...I hope my fun shows in my writes--
I'm NOT TOO smart....rather I'm kinda stoopid--Been kinda
stoopid ALL MY LIFE so I'm pretty used to it....Heck....I'm
downright proud of it!!!
If you'd like ta talk wit me...please leave your address on
my site so I can add it ta my safe list--
Hey! don't you dare git mad at me...git mad at da words in my
poetry...I'm only tryin ta git ta you!!!...and I will, too!!!--
I hope that you believe everything I write here as I am an
honest person--You believe me....right???--LOL--CJ
PS--I WRIT AY BOOK!!!!--IT IS AN ADULT FAIRY TALE ABOUT GOD AND
HIS WIFE, GODDA, AND THE REASON THAT SIN AND PUNISHMENT (hell)
WERE CREATED--BASICALLY IT SAYS THAT FEMALES CAN SCREW UP
ANYTHING, EVEN PARADISE--LOL--
I LOVE ANYTHING FEMALE AND I'M ONLY HAVING A LITTLE FUN--IF
YOU HAVE AN INTEREST TO BUY THE BOOK I'LL TELL YOU WHERE YOU
CAN GO....
Call your local Barnes & Nobles bookstore...order
"GODDA's Truth; Lucifer's Folly"...by Johnson
ISBN# 1-4241-4922-3
If you give the ISBN # you will get the correct book...MY BOOK...
They will even mail it to you, too!!!!--It can also be ordered at
the poetry site of...poetrypoem.com/thefireinside--
If you buy my book, read it...it'll make ya laff!!!!--It is
written in the same style as my poems...proving that I am ay swell
writer!!!--
My book is not for EVERY one...ya gotta have ay sensa humorous
and ay vivid imagination!!! The book is entitled
"GODDA's Truth; Lucifer's Folly"
I am the author....Johnson.
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