I am
the Black female Rodney Dangerfield
"I get no respect"
I think logically abstract
And will seduce you
With my awkwardness
I thrive
In organized chaos
Something like a paradox
I bellydance and box
A tomboy and a princess
But both not by Webster's definition
Because I'm in the world but not of it
An introvert addicted to social networks
A night owl that loves to sleep
Who can be pretty cheap
But knows my intrinsic value is priceless
My moral compass points due north
But I'd be forever lost without my GPS
I enjoy wit and wordplay
and can tell you what the big words mean
Like juxtaposition and idiosyncrasy
But please
Don't ask me
What I did yesterday
Simply complex
I'm every woman,
but the only me
An oxymoron personified
Literally a figure of speech
