SWEETHEART
THE WACKIEST FAMILY
Oh goodness gracious me I have the wackiest family.
First in line we got "Papa John" (tonight, no pizza for him)
dining at the Melting Pot.(fondue fondue, how we all love you)
He Offers a tip ..from his Sister Aunt Jemima. Don't
mind her maple syrup, If you get too close, goodness,
to her you shall surely stick.
Then with their sister,their neighbor "Betty Crocker",
She is amazing with a cookie cutter.
Careful of Mrs. Dash, she is spice on wheels.
Loves to pepper your meals.
Then cooking up a storm, a "blizzard" at good ol' Dairy Queen.
Oh what a sight seen.
And of course "Uncle Sam", oh yes sir.
America America, I am. However, unlike a ham.
Then with "Uncle Kracker", Smiling while sailing
like a fish in the sea, throw him a bowl of soup
for heavens sake, what else goes with a cracker
except soup or cheese.
And of course lets not forget "Kid Rock", he
hasn't seen the sun in three days. He most likely
needs a shower and shave.
1-28-15
First in line we got "Papa John" (tonight, no pizza for him)
dining at the Melting Pot.(fondue fondue, how we all love you)
He Offers a tip ..from his Sister Aunt Jemima. Don't
mind her maple syrup, If you get too close, goodness,
to her you shall surely stick.
Then with their sister,their neighbor "Betty Crocker",
She is amazing with a cookie cutter.
Careful of Mrs. Dash, she is spice on wheels.
Loves to pepper your meals.
Then cooking up a storm, a "blizzard" at good ol' Dairy Queen.
Oh what a sight seen.
And of course "Uncle Sam", oh yes sir.
America America, I am. However, unlike a ham.
Then with "Uncle Kracker", Smiling while sailing
like a fish in the sea, throw him a bowl of soup
for heavens sake, what else goes with a cracker
except soup or cheese.
And of course lets not forget "Kid Rock", he
hasn't seen the sun in three days. He most likely
needs a shower and shave.
1-28-15
Comment On This Poem ---
THE WACKIEST FAMILY
THE WACKIEST FAMILY
