FaceBook Drama
Give me all the gossip!
I get so carried away.
Don't have a job, nor a life.
I stay on Facebook everyday.
So I log on to the Book.
Behold, look what I do see!
A friend request from a girl.
I'll accept...she seems friendly.
Another day, what will I post?
What rumor will I start today?
I should friend request somemore
or piss off someone that I hate.
You don't like the stuff I post?
So you wanna be a hater?
Oh boo hoo, see if I care.
I'll just delete you…see ya later!
"Press like if you love me."
Under a picture someone drew.
Don't like it nor your status
and I certainly don't love you!
Oh my life is such a bore!
I can't take it any more.
That's for now my latest status
I'll be back to tell you more.
Hours later, drank much beer.
Now I'm running to the toilet.
That's my status again for now.
P.S.....I'm not an alcoholic.
Like my status if you do.
Return favor back to you.
If you don't then come your birthday
I won't say nothing to you!
I will tell about my life.
My life is like an open book.
I shall pick my nose posting
a picture titled, "Eww wee look!"
I'll take pictures of myself
even some of my behind.
Ha ha ha, you just got mooned!
You got hit from the blindside!
I'll post drama of my life
I want all of you to see.
But just watch as I get mad
as you sit judging poor ole me.
So you see this is my life.
I'm so bored with myself.
I could be making a change.
But I like mess...I cannot help.
Yes, I eat until I'm sick.
Don't excercise, so I'm inflated.
So today my latest status...
"Hello all! I'm constipated!"
Okay now, it is a joke.
Don't post my life for all to see.
So I really don't understand it.
Maybe again, just could be me.
So the moral to this poem?
Keep your life as a close book.
Many gossips in this world; say
something, sit back and look.
It'll spread just like cancer;
privacy and all just look.
That's the chances that you take
posting your status on Facebook.
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