Dear 'Cate The Great'
Please tell us your fate.
Exactly how was
Your 'High Tea' date?
Hope that the Queen
Of the splendid 'Unseen',
Kept Kiki in check
And the jewels
On her neck.
Did the corgis stay quiet
Beneath the moonlight
When the sausages flashed
In your palace last night.
This time of year
Old London is queer,
Because all the Queens
Are soaking in beer.
Was Kiki's dress with the slits
A wonderful hit
As she flashed the 'Link'
And wiggled her hips.
I really can't wait,
Pray tell us your fate,
Exactly how was
Your 'High Tea' date?