Oh now Cate my dear,
Just what have we here,
Such a wonderful night at the Ritz.
But what of the corgis
And the Beef Eaters orgies,
And the tables all crawling with nits?
Have you still got the jewels
Did you see any duels
And what of the sausage with lights.
Pray tell me my dear
Did you spill any beer,
And did the nits leave any bites?
Did the slits rip up higher
With the sausages fire
Did the tiara fall off your head?
Did you walk in a straight line,
Have you still got your mind
And did you get into the right bed?
