LastFMRadioStationONTHEAIR
Reddneck Fever, JohnnieBeeGoody, Molly,GoodMolly, and the Ballad OF Johhny Horton 014 FM radio will be right back after this commercial message. "This is D.J. Molecule. I am worried The World War Three End OF the World has come and we are the Last FM Radio Station left playing on the dial up or down. 014 FM is ONTHEAIR. This is not a Joke we are Broadcasting from Loppeared Kansas. We think the Bombs missed us Cause frankly there is no real reason for THEM commie pinkoes to bomb Kansas." OFFTHEAIR aside , "D.J.Molecule is freaking out I have a Blaster walking inn and out of the Radio Station blasting Little Green Chinamen. Its a Laser Beam only I like to pretend its a real Phaser Beam. We are all poor Dirt Farmers here and there is lots of Mexicans working in the fields. They come cheaply from New Mexico in Cattle trucks and Mules bring them to work illegally." ONTHEAIR, "This is D.J.Molecule playing more songs and poetry. While the Musick is playing keep trying to Call out to SOMEOTHER Station We think we may be the LastFMRadioStationONTHEAIR broadcasting at 014 megahurtz WABC radio affiliate." "Newsflash ALL the news thats fit to print. All the Major Cities are burning now we are getting scared of Radiation there is NO Radio Stations playing up or down the dial exception to the rule is 014 FM the VOice of the ENDOFTHEWORLD." "This is D.J.Molecule, again, "When WABC goes off the air you can search AM for news and there you will find no one left alive at this ENDOFTHEWORLD for we the affiliate of WABC 014 FM from Loppeared are the LastFMRadioStationONTHEAIR staytuned "this is D.J.Molecule again." My boss is in the Vault he wont come out They went in there they tried to find an AUdiotape and Located Abscence Of Snow by the famouse CharlaX Poet. ONTHEAIR sign is flashing now our signal is getting weaker "this is D.J.Molecule again." Everyone in the WHOLE WIDE WEB is dead SO we are going to play this AUdio tape of CharlaX The Poet his very own Abscence of Snow after this Commercial Message. Ed.Noted.ED. And of course at THATMOMENTINTIME is when the LastFMRadioStationONTHEAIR produced that fateful WHINE it just went ZILCH and fried and then an audible HISS. Goodbye.
