Errrrrm, a debatable exorcise is ongoing,
In fact, we're having fun,
Coz me and Sean are up the wall,
And our 'system resources' are done!
We 'monitor' all the things we try out,
And 'back-up' all we do,
But still we have '.DLL errors,'
And why, well we haven't a clue?
So we 'surfed and surfed and surfed' some more,
Looking for 'files' and such...
And though we found all what we needed,
The head work was just too much!
I'd say to Sean, "go to 'desktop,'"
And he would say to me,
"Errr, where is that again?"
"Cos this is far too much for me!"
He 'minimised' this and 'opened' that,
I had him up the pole,
But we won't give in, we're determined to win,
And I aim to reach our goal!
I'm teaching him 'computer literacy,'
And golly, are we having fun!
On the phone for hours on end,
Till yet another day is done!
But we have a ball, we do,
We have to laugh at that,
Sean, 'the computer and the web,'
And this peep whos name is cat!
Ooooer, what a star he is,
And what a lovely peep,
I think he is a cracker,
As into my 'computer' he'd creep!
Joking all aside though,
Sean, you are okay,
And yep, I have to say it...
You really made my day!
You saved me from myself,
Mmmm, it was my temper on the line,
But into my IM you came,
And calmed me down real fine!
You told me off quite sternly,
Said I had aged you by 50 years,
Oh cor blimey and sugar plumbs,
I was truly almost in tears!
But, guess what, the end result,
Is a friendship...oh so fine,
And Sean, I want you to know this,
You can phone me any time!
Well, lets face it really,
You're only a mere man...!
And you're not 'computer literate' yet,
But yes, I'm afraid I am!
But, I'm determined to teach you...
Everything that I know,
And have you up there on a par,
So you'll know what way to go!
Mmmm, I think I changed me mind?
Cos at the end of the day,
If I teach you all I know,
You won't phone any more, you'll say!
Mmmm, narr, I'm not cruel,
'WE CAN FIX IT,' yesireee,
Just you wait, you'll be made up,
When you know as much as me!
My knight in shining armour,
You rescued me from distress,
By being caring and kind to me,
So to you I say, God Bless!
And as for me, what can I say?
It all came down to fate,
Coz of a glitch, a little hitch,
I acquired a smashing mate!