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The IM Away Message...


Hi, sorry I'm not at me computer,
But the dog brought a cat in,
The cat brought a mouse in,
The mouse's screamin' brought the police in!

They all wanted a chat and a cup of tea,
And me bein' the kind person I am,
I let them make it themselves!
But they boiled the kettle in the sink!

So the kitchen went on fire...
The fire engine came and ran out of water,
So they had to go next door and empty their bath,
But the bath water was rotten!

I wouldn't let them use it on me kitchen,
So the kitchen burnt down!
Anyway, there you have it...
The whole reason why I'm not at me computer!

Cos its in the garden dryin' off,
And I'm sittin' on the grass,
Cryin' me feckin' eyes out...!

I'm all alone...
No dog, no cat, no mouse,
No police to help me off the garden,
And no cup of tea!

So as I said, there u have it,
The reason I'm not at me comp,
And whole reason why...
I'm gona commit harry karry...!

(sigh) Never mind eh!  Now then were was I?

Oh yes, I'm sorry I'm not at me computer!

©Catherine Inglesby 2001







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