Pretty soon I go Christmas shopping
Oh the Sandiclaus thing for kids
Target doesn't believe in Christmas
Why are they selling Holiday gifts?
The french so unforgiving we saved their butts.
If I don't see the word Christmas
I will spend my holiday money someplace else
How can you be playing Christmas songs
And you don't believe in Christmas?
Next year we will have to say, "States".
None of this united stuff might offend someone
Target, I'm the one offended
Take your merchandise back to France
Maybe sell German chime clocks
Don't care what you say it is a Christmas tree.
Atheist, stand in line and wait for 72 virgins
I am not into eight year old girls