Life Dreams / Lucid Living (c) 2003

It's Just SO 21st Century!

‘Tis the night before Christmas
And all through house
Not a creature is stirring
‘Cuz everyone's soused

Her stockings are thrown
On the floor, over there
And he's curled up snoring
In his favorite chair

Santa got stuck
In the trailer's swamp cooler
‘Til Rudolph lubed him up
(He is quite the drooler!)

Then the silent alarm
Brought police to the door
And they dragged Santa off
With a shout and a roar

Animal control
Took the reindeer away
While a tow truck showed up
And impounded the sleigh

Santa stayed in jail
Until the next morning
Then in true Christmas spirit
Was let off with a warning

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