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distressed!! you bet!
Drove my wife to the shops today, fighting conditions and pain!
Car park was filled with ice! everywhere was the same.
Lost our words in argument, and a bitterness ensued,
Parked the car just anywhere, got stuck in ice ! I'm screwed!
She stormed away from me ,I dragged my foot around,
Looking in the usual shops , no wife could be found,
Had my Aid with me, but it failed me underfoot,
Slipping and a hurting, I was running out of luck.
Stood in the same old spot , but she never even showed,
Stood there for an hour, getting tired, feeling old.
Hobbled back to the car, looked into the boot,
To try and find a tool , and dig the car out.
A powder blue Mercedes was revving its engine up ,
It wasn't going nowhere, just sliding on the spot.
It was stuck behind my car, wheels just spinning round,
I told the driver to stop ,I will try to give a hand.
A lady got out the merc, middle age I would guess!
Had a type of Russian hat, figured her hair was in a mess,
“A night in shining armour“, she said with a smile,
Had a pretty face , yes id have gone the whole mile!
Look like some kind of actress, she had a brown dog in the back.
Funny what you notice when your having an anxiety attack!
I Had a garden fork, it was laying in my boot.
Chipped away at the ice, she drove off, and gave a toot!!!
Scrambled back to the shops no wife could I find,
Started to get annoyed, on this cold icy ground.
Suddenly she turned up “ were have you been“?
couldn't tell her I help a damsel in distress, maybe it was just a dream?
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distressed!! you bet!
distressed!! you bet!
