In the annual
I was voted
The most likely
To need
unemployment insurance
It wasn't that I skipped classes
I preferred assemblies
An yes, Spanish was a foreign language
And I foolishly tried to learn it
It is something you should begin in childhood
Algebra
A+B=x
That dude up front was a nerd
Geography
Tacoma was fifteen miles away
I'll never go to Brazil so who cares
College?
Are you kidding?
One day working at Boeing I knew
exactly where I had gone wrong
One day trying to buy lunch
I knew I should have learned Spanish
Tomorrow I will tell you about high learning
Reading Mickey Spillane I learned about--!
If gurls were going to like me
I knew I had better go back to sckull.