I dreamed I was a goldfish
Swimming in a goldfish bowl
In that tiny space
With nothing to do all day
I wanted to go out in the world
Might even work someday
But mostly wanted a bigger home
A place that I could play
My friend said, "Why leave here!"
They bring you food change your water
You sit around all day drink beer
Now they take care of your health
Just then a human looked in
Smiled and waved his finger around
Moved me to a much bigger bowl
Why you say? Because I'm a Democrat
Next door was this tiny rat
He would work and spin all day
Why should I join the rat race?