The Princess kissed a frog
woke up to be a toad
Doesn't do much if you
are in the Princess mode
Worse yet, the frog said,
"You're ugly toad
Now hit the road!"
So she went off
and kissed a duck
To see if it
would change her luck
He too treated her
in the rain with disdain
Her last kiss less intense
For by now she had
lost all common sense
She kissed a giant Moose
Was turned into a ugly goose
This Princess who brains did lack
Was soon found beneath a railroad track
But it was too late to hear the quack
Beneath a big semi was to be her glory
Not a happy ending in the Princess story
Wife said, "Why don't you write a children
story about Princess's? The other one
was already written and boys like toads