Sick and tired I am,
of all these flab-monsters
Walking round like they're finer than wine
When the way they look should be a habitual crime
Too cute to be called anything other than a dime
When a nickel is a far-fetched reach but a much
Better fit;
(the type that look bad on their best day)
With their 5lb.
bag packed with 10lbs. of sugar;
looking like an overstuffed teddy bear;
Talking ‘bout "I'm big fine"
nah more like "thunder thighs"
Faking like your back is banging,
but when you peel
Off the paint,
your favorite season of the year is fall;
Road maps and tiger claws;
when folk ask who did
your artwork?
You look constipated and confused…
…oh my bad! Those are stretch marks,
I had it misconstrued,
I thought those were tribal tattoos…