Sunning beside me a garden snake
Wife came swinging a big rake
But he was my friend
I protected him in the end
She fears, snakes, lizards and spiders
So while In Hawaii a tiny gecko
Walked up the wall eyeballing me
Jumped on my shoulder boldly
Ran down my shoulder opened my palm
Opened the other hand and over he jumped
Stared at each other wife's heart thumped
Soon he tired took the return trip
No longer did my wife's heart flip
My hummingbirds fly up touch my nose
Don't tell the wife she folding clothes
But you know this woman will ride a horse
Put me on one of them again it is divorce