The heart shattered falling apart
I'm losing my mind over you
I think the heart is gas
One too many Pizza's dear
And that stuff falling from your head
That may be premature balding
It happens to the best of us
And never able to live without you
You wrote that thing in 2002
And the Hawaiian background music
And all those pretty Hula dancers
You copied it from TV
You still look like that
And you don't have to worry about him leaving
Some of us dudes will help in the grieving
Now push that heart back in
Comb the hair up and to the side
It got a buddy wears a pretty
real appearing hairpiece
Looking in your eyes dancing all night
Things get exciting in the old folk's Saturday night
I think he left you to go drinking with the guys
If he returns to your raving beauty
Trust me look in the mirror he ain't wise
Anyhow, he or she was filling you with lies
Take the children put them off to bed
Pull out another romantic novel you haven't read
He won't find anything much better in the tavern
Off to the refrig that big stomach to be fed
Just another love poem from Dandy
Girls on the Judging machine I cant get the music to work
The Petticoat Dictator sprained her knee
Now I have to cook my own dinner you see
Something has to rhyme for it to be poetry
Think I have a chance to win love poem of the day?
What can I say?