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Chapter 84 ~ Extreme Buzzard Make Over

Extreme Buzzard Make Over
Chapter 84

Well Ole Buzz says
He's under construction
Well for any change in him
it would take a resurrection

When forces are joined
there's nuttin us two ladies cant do
So an extreme Buzz Makeover
we have in store for you....

Well the gloves are off
and were getn down to work
Oh you'll be sorry
for being such a thiev'n jerk

With his head lead thick
and walking on ice so thin
He just don't get it
Against us he will never win.

Even in the forest
when you sing your woeful song
Yes our Dear Buzz
You will always be wrong

Now the pot of gold
you just couldn't resist
Surely you knew
The Mouth would be pissed

And just one call
The Reno Angel was here
We will take you down AGAIN
Our Sweet Buzzard Dear

The great hospitality
offered by the South
Seems you will revisit
at the hand of Angel and The Mouth....

Now under construction
this claim he makes
Well the Girls are here
for we know what it takes

We specialize
in extreme do over's
but I fear we will test
Ole Buzz's sense of humor

Now your thieving ways
have come to an end
The last word had
will be ours sweet friend

This sorry sack of feathers
of manhood he does claim
Now what do you think
aint he cute as a Dame...

Fly away fly away
The Buzzard runs home
But the dumb bird forgot the pot of gold
so to the South he will again roam...

Reno Angel

Mouth and Angel Construction
Our new claim to fame
You may seek our destruction
But we are the Dames

Be careful our Dear Buzzard
Best watch what you say
We again are here in shining luster
And you KNOW how we play

Under construction?
Well lookie at you!
Dear Mouth's once again worked her magic
Can you fly with those boobs?

When the mouth you pissed off
You bit off more than you could chew
Already you have tucked tail feathers
And don't have a clue what next to do

We have the gold hid safe in the South
I'm standing guard ... taking directions from Mouth
Best shed those heals, the dress and the wig
The Buzzard more fitting to sit on a twig

We're waiting our friend for a comeback from you
The longer we wait the stronger our fuel
So open your page and strike with your pen
But sorry our friend you know which pens will win

Original By
Aspiring Angel
Reno Angel

Mouth Of The South

Well Mr. 'B'
Looks like we meet again
Ya just never learn
my feathered friend

You once again tried to steal
what to you does not belong
You get your arse caught
and then sing your woeful song

You don't seem to get it
your up against the best
You will learn the way of the South
and Darlin that is no jest

You blasted missed placed
Northern Yankee illegal immigrant
By night you sneak across the border
Like a secret Buzzard agent.

You stole my sweets
then went for my prized gold pen
and now for my pot of gold
you come back again.

Your statement of being
under construction
we took to heart
and went into action

You as a Dame
well it sure aint pretty
He nice Coconuts
Buzzard baby

I would have thought
you would have learned from the South
and that one thing for sure
you don't piss of the Mouth.

My sense of humor
cant get bit twisted
so watch how hard you push
for your arse will be blistered...

So give it what you've got
and take your best shot
Either a lesson was not learned
or you just simply forgot...

Original by
Donna DeLong Matthews
Mouth of The South

May 2010

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