Sea Bees Ectoplasma Two
A Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater Poem
The Ectoplasma One was being tested after dark out in the GULF no one had the proper idea of remonstrations the area was ringged off with buoys all of them malfunctioned at once. Something went horribly wrong during the first test of the Ectoplasma prototype. It simply sunk. Went down with no warning and did not come back upp. They decided to make another vessel to carry the nuclear devices to the oil spill rig away down south of Mexicoes Gulf. The Ectoplasma One was redeveloped by the Zappersunlimited company a division of the Sea Bees. Central Division of the United States Government. Located in Moscow, Russian. There was no one inside the submersible. There was no room for the bomb inside. The 100 Megatron Thermonuke was attached to the arm of the crablike appendage was only three feet long it {the bomb was nicknammed MOTHER} mother was only the size of a volleyball. The entire craft not much bigger then a Dolphins fins. Bet ewe thought eye was gonna say a Whales tail again. No one called the White House. They did not pick up the Red Phone. They all took immediate vacations no one is now home. The secrets of the Red Louisiana HOt Sauce all gone. When the little MOTHER gets to the Deepwater Horizon on the Ectoplasma Two we will simply lose Louisiana to this 100 Megatron Thermonuke. Because the Americans want the oil spill cleaned up. And we are an American Company. Located offices in Moscow United Soviet Scholastic Republic. INTandem Company. (TM) (R). We Build, We Fight.
