Must we kill our fish in gushing oil
For natures well being man does spoil
Now I can't say things under water
are really my favorite food source
Carrots, cauliflower Broccoli of course
Those that like fly fishing
They can't taste good ugly pesty things
And sardines in mustard bad taste brings
Tuna and mayonnaise not all bad
But there are thing out there that would eat me
Once on a hook I saw a shark looking at me
It was a long time since I went back to the sea
And whales and dolphins have human traits
I find those who eat them making big mistakes
Caviar, isn't that a bunch of tiny baby fish
Call it a delicacy eat them if you wish
That gets me down to cleaning fish
They live in the water like raw oysters
Open your mouth and a bad taste goes down
I get sick from that squishy buttery sound
Now my friend says he loves Calamari
Got a say it tastes like rubber to me
And Sturgeon, have you seen one up close
An ugly fish does go good with a roast
But Ice fishing is really the worst
By the time I get home ice is melted
---prepare yourself for this,
Doesn't do one thing to quench a thirst
