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OLD TIMERS AND NAME ASSOCIATIONSNever forget a face Names sometimes allude me I was at this social event This woman looked quite familiar I saw her everywhere I went I finally had to admit, "Mam, I know you well but It was embarrassing, your name eludes me!" She said, "That's OK, It was from the birthday party your sister's and I held for you Call me Mom and I will call you son." It is old timers I guess I remember this politician He taught me to use word associations After meeting three thousand people He met me later in the evening in the Men's room He said, "Hi, Dandy, how are you doing?" I was amazed asked him how he did it. He told me about word associations He said he had a friend named Dan Evans Ex Governor Dan Evans I believe And my last name began with "D" So he remembered me as Dand--D Just remember something about the person Then when you need to associate it. So the next time this woman was always around me But I had no problem with her name So in introductions I used word association Finally she said to me, "Dandy, You can introduce me as your wife but "Big Boobs", is just a little embarrassing." Poetry Ad-Free Upgrades Vote for this poem
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