Your doctor knows your blood type. Your shrink knows your diagnosis.
The coroner knows your cause of death.
Your spouse knows what casket you want to be presented in.
The government knows about your past due school loans.
Your ex-knows about your child support payments.
Your pharmacist has your list of medications.
Your nurse knows your blood pressure,and your heart rate.
Your job counsellor knows about your job prospects.
The courts have your urine sample.
Your probation officer knows your criminal tendencies.
The FBI has your criminal history.
Your dealer knows your drug of choice.
The police know what corner you're working.
Your case worker knows why your food stamps have been stopped.
Your State Representative knows your vote doesn't count for anything.
Your creditors know your credit history.
Your schools know your GPA from your transcripts.
The military has your discharge papers.
The water bureau knows how many times you flush...
Your neighbor knows your comes and goes,
Why am I the last to know?