I am just a blob of dough
but I want everyone to know
I am waiting for any joe
to phone and order pizza -- to go.
I want you to take me in your hands
spin me round and let me land
then massage me flat where I am.
While I lay there I am all a tingle
anticipating me and sauce to mingle
on top of me so I am no longer single.
I still feel shy and a little naked
Cover me all over, so I don't fake it
Dress me up with stringy cheese please.
Now place in in the hot fire of yours,
and I will become all crispy and brown
while my cheese just bubbles hot for you.
Awww, dear sir, you have made me
the best tasting pizza that all can see
don't be shy, I can hear your desperate plea
You earned the right to take a bite out of me.