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~*THE COMPUTER SWALLOWED? GRANDMA*~


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"This little `skit` was sent to me in my
 ~in~coming e~mail~~
 I want to share with you, as it is so funny~
~my reply is on the bottom~

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THE COMPUTER SWALLOWED? GRANDMA


???????? The computer swallowed grandma.
???????? Yes, honestly its true!?? She pressed 'control' and 'enter' ?
???????? And disappeared from view. ? ?????????

???????? It devoured her completely,
???????? The thought just makes me squirm.
???????? She must have caught a virus

Or been eaten by a worm.

I've searched through the recycle bin ?
???????? And? files of every kind;?
??????? I've even used the Internet,?
??????? But nothing did I find.????????????

???????? In desperation, I asked Jeeves????
???????? My searches to refine.
????????????? The reply from him was negative, ?
???????? Not a thing was found 'online.'?? ??

???????? So, if inside your 'Inbox,'?
???????? My Grandma you should see,?
???????? Please 'Copy,''Scan' and 'Paste' her
?
??????? And send her back to me!

This is a tribute to all the Grandmas who have been fearless
and learned to use the computer........?

They are the greatest!!! ?

We do not stop playing because we grow old;
We grow old because we stop playing .
Never Be The First To Get Old!
~*~author unknown~*~
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~*~♥~*~♥~*~♥~*~♥~*~

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MY REPLY TO GRANDMAS' and Computers!

My Grandma , on a computer??
I don't think my Grandma would ever believe. Why in her day ,
she could not even read,

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There were no schools, no A B C's
no lugging home books falling on your knees.
She'd listen to ol'Grandpa's tales of woe,
Not knowing how much bigger they would grow.
He'd draw some pictures with a pencil,
 that is most of what she knew,
No TV pictures no picture shows,
no story books, of which we now know.

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Now that I AM A GRANDMA ~ there is no stopping me,
I'll click on my computer screen, and that's where , I'll always be.,
Late into all hours of night, I'm too busy to sleep before sunlight.

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If you need to touch base with me, click on Google.com, that is where you'll find me.

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~*~♥~*~♥~*~

 `Soundtrack added: *2010*
{Revised *2008*}


~*~`MJB'~*~
Copyright@2007




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