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"This little `skit` was sent to me in my
 ~in~coming e~mail~~
 I want to share with you, as it is so funny~
~my reply is on the bottom~

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???????? The computer swallowed grandma.
???????? Yes, honestly its true!?? She pressed 'control' and 'enter' ?
???????? And disappeared from view. ? ?????????

???????? It devoured her completely,
???????? The thought just makes me squirm.
???????? She must have caught a virus

Or been eaten by a worm.

I've searched through the recycle bin ?
???????? And? files of every kind;?
??????? I've even used the Internet,?
??????? But nothing did I find.????????????

???????? In desperation, I asked Jeeves????
???????? My searches to refine.
????????????? The reply from him was negative, ?
???????? Not a thing was found 'online.'?? ??

???????? So, if inside your 'Inbox,'?
???????? My Grandma you should see,?
???????? Please 'Copy,''Scan' and 'Paste' her
??????? And send her back to me!

This is a tribute to all the Grandmas who have been fearless
and learned to use the computer........?

They are the greatest!!! ?

We do not stop playing because we grow old;
We grow old because we stop playing .
Never Be The First To Get Old!
~*~author unknown~*~


MY REPLY TO GRANDMAS' and Computers!

My Grandma , on a computer??
I don't think my Grandma would ever believe. Why in her day ,
she could not even read,

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There were no schools, no A B C's
no lugging home books falling on your knees.
She'd listen to ol'Grandpa's tales of woe,
Not knowing how much bigger they would grow.
He'd draw some pictures with a pencil,
 that is most of what she knew,
No TV pictures no picture shows,
no story books, of which we now know.

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Now that I AM A GRANDMA ~ there is no stopping me,
I'll click on my computer screen, and that's where , I'll always be.,
Late into all hours of night, I'm too busy to sleep before sunlight.

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If you need to touch base with me, click on Google.com, that is where you'll find me.

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 `Soundtrack added: *2010*
{Revised *2008*}


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