|
||||||||
|
Hysterectomy!You've had your operation, And now you'll take some stick, You'll burst your stitches laughing, May even make you sick! You'll have the nurses running, Back and forth with tea! You'll have the doctors swooning, Just you wait and see! Then its home before you know it! And the coffee on the go, You can gab and gab the whole day through, Play lady muck, you know! When you're feeling tired, It's off to bed you'll be, So you can get the rest you'll need, And be fit once more, you'll see! Cos after all what you've had… Is a hysterectomy! Poetry Ad-Free Upgrades Vote for this poem
|
|
|||||
| |||||||||||||||||||
| |||||||||||||||||||
).setAttribute('href','//poetrypoem.com/cgi-bin/index.pl?sitename=mypoems477&item=home');document['poetimage'].height='45';document['poetimage'].src='//poetrypoem.com/photos/poets/mypoems477-button.jpg';;WriteLayer('ptitle',null,'Lighthouse...');WriteLayer('ppoem',null,'Sailing inside a stormy Soul... The waves are too angry to be ignored! My m<a href="//poetrypoem.com/cgi-bin/index.pl?poemnumber=1349946&displaypoem=t&sitename=mypoems477&item=poetry" target="_top" style="text-decoration:none;"><font style="color: #18397C;font: 900 12px times;"> ... More</font></a>');WriteLayer('poetinfocus',null,'mypoems477');WriteLayer('pdate',null,'2024-04-10')){kind=small}
mypoems477
).setAttribute('href','//poetrypoem.com/cgi-bin/index.pl?sitename=poetry2071&item=home');document['poetimage'].height='45';document['poetimage'].src='//poetrypoem.com/photos/poets/poetry2071-button.jpg';;WriteLayer('ptitle',null,'SOME--times we just dont KNOW WHAT TO spe');WriteLayer('ppoem',null,'SOMEtimes we just dont really--KNOW-- >>> <a href="//poetrypoem.com/cgi-bin/index.pl?poemnumber=1350110&displaypoem=t&sitename=poetry2071&item=poetry" target="_top" style="text-decoration:none;"><font style="color: #18397C;font: 900 12px times;"> ... More</font></a>');WriteLayer('poetinfocus',null,'poetry2071');WriteLayer('pdate',null,'2024-04-20')){kind=small}
poetry2071).setAttribute('href','//poetrypoem.com/cgi-bin/index.pl?sitename=dcdrifter&item=home');document['poetimage'].height='45';document['poetimage'].src='//poetrypoem.com/photos/poets/dcdrifter-button.jpg';;WriteLayer('ptitle',null,'Mechanical Maestros');WriteLayer('ppoem',null,'Tatum' s Tiptop Transports I have spent countless hours watching exp<a href="//poetrypoem.com/cgi-bin/index.pl?poemnumber=1349919&displaypoem=t&sitename=dcdrifter&item=poetry" target="_top" style="text-decoration:none;"><font style="color: #18397C;font: 900 12px times;"> ... More</font></a>');WriteLayer('poetinfocus',null,'dcdrifter');WriteLayer('pdate',null,'2024-04-09')){kind=small}
dcdrifter).setAttribute('href','//poetrypoem.com/cgi-bin/index.pl?sitename=poet777302&item=home');document['poetimage'].height='45';document['poetimage'].src='//poetrypoem.com/photos/poets/poet777302-button.jpg';;WriteLayer('ptitle',null,'Virginia Ann Gray passed on no joke');WriteLayer('ppoem',null,'Her death was real. It was a big deal. https://www.legacy.com/us/obituarie<a href="//poetrypoem.com/cgi-bin/index.pl?poemnumber=1349901&displaypoem=t&sitename=poet777302&item=poetry" target="_top" style="text-decoration:none;"><font style="color: #18397C;font: 900 12px times;"> ... More</font></a>');WriteLayer('poetinfocus',null,'poet777302');WriteLayer('pdate',null,'2024-04-08')){kind=small}
poet777302
PoetryPoem.com 