I drove my car to the dumpster today
Although it is only one block away
Didn't have much energy left you see
The two-hour ZUMBA CLASS
Stole it from me.
Can we expect much more from this body of mine?
I'm a great-grandma of three
And a grandma of nine.
These kids are kind of proud of me
How do I know?
They tell me so on Facebook
They write, "Grandma, Way to Go!!!!"
While the other grandmas
Relax in the hot tub and the pool
There I am, dancing away like an old fool.
And what do the young dancers tell me?
"You're our idol," they say
"We want to be like you some day."
They're very polite and not very bold
What they mean is
They want to be like me
When they grow old.
I love ZUMBA
And leftover energy I have plenty
Just took my blood pressure
It's under one-hundred-and-twenty.
It truly is
This is divine