For birthday number sixty
I wanted to get a tattoo.
Some art that was nice and classic,
like a small dragon or two.
Why not? was my basic reason,
after all I am quite cool.
Friends wouldn't be surprised
that I live by my own crazy rules.
But I stood and stared in my mirror
at wrinkles that certainly show,
then decided perhaps some Botox
might be the best way to go.