" This piece was written for my wife and some of her
friends at work. They have a very obnoxious supervisor
who know everything in the world to hear her tell it.
I hope you like this piece, it was fun to write it."
Within any conversation
or job you have in hand
I know the best way to do things
and tell you I sure can
But, when it comes to action
you'll find me not around
For I just come to criticize
for I'm the sultry clown
I know more about you
than you know of your own life
I can tell who you will marry
be husband or a wife
For my parents were unusual
in every way and means
My mother was a dictionary
father was an encyclopedia supreme
So call me a computer
as I give you a dressing down
And if I am not always right
wrong won't stain my crown
I refuse to listen to reason
for it sings not in my soul
I'm hear to make all equal
in the misery I bestow
W/By Guy Dan Schuyler
CR:12 June 2003
Edited 03 December 2010