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Matt's Christmas messageThe Queen this year sends her apology But she's just very, very, busy Stuffing the Royal Turkey…. So she's left the message up to me! "It's has been a year of change To be honest, it's been really strange! Despite the Economy in debt I've done well on my horse racing bet! The price of fuel has rocketed My next door neighbour got pick pocketed And that was up near Piccadilly We've all had bummers to deal with, see! A General election came and went And now our Countries Double Bent! But every year we see these Politicians Talking about their power induced visions! The Queen has asked me to say That in 2011 we have a new Public Holiday So lift your glasses to Will and Kate Or for the guys, look at Kate and masterbate The weather as usual in this Country Has caused us all, pure misery! Everything stops, no green light for go! All because of a few flakes of snow! Let us not forget the Wars that rage In a different country at a different stage We wish our troops to return safe from harm And hope the War stops in Afghanistan! Let us think of those in the pits Those poor people on benefits Life's rubbish on JSA and DLA But there's jobs going in Acton Safeway! So my friends abroad and here Enjoy Christmas and the drunken cheer And if you that person whose alone ‘Call a friend‘, pick up the phone Enjoy this day with your family And relax in the mass of festivity Have a great New Year and happy smiles Love From me, the Queen and Prince Charles! Vote for this poem
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