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Being with friends and family on turkey day,

Having dinner with a family full of turkeys

For Yule time sport and play,

Needing extra strength Tylenol for all...

The family arguments y'all,

Writing checks with more bounce

Than a truck full of basketballs,

Beer and booze shop'n

Last minute reefer, lottery and hot ticket item cop'n,

Oh, what a wonderFool time of the year,

Frantic last minute shopping panic,

Gift giving ain't funny

When you got no money.

Only a few more days to go, so...

Got to do what I got to do to get that dough.

I don't have to stand in any checkout line

If I commit a crime.

I just gotta get some gifts before I run out of time,

Gift giving madness turning me to a life of crime,

Got to get what I don't have money to buy,

Don't want loved ones to feel left out,

Money is love, don't want them to doubt,

Showing my love with gifts I can't afford

Buying is what this time of years is all about,

I have to take from others so my kids won't believe

The lies told by their overweight hairy mindless Mama,

Uh-ohhhh...

This is the beginning of my seasonal crime spree saga,

Just being honest, just being for real,

Best time of the year to steal,

Robbing shoppers who just got a hell of a good deal,

Oh, what a wonderFool time of the year,

Time of merriment, warmth, joy and bounty,

Another perpetrator getting busted, can't make bail...

Fool is spending the yule... doing a bit in County Jail,

Oh, what a wonderFool time of the year.



By,

Habib Abu Lateef

©2009



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