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Being with friends and family on turkey day,

Having dinner with a family full of turkeys

For Yule time sport and play,

Needing extra strength Tylenol for all...

The family arguments y'all,

Writing checks with more bounce

Than a truck full of basketballs,

Beer and booze shop'n

Last minute reefer, lottery and hot ticket item cop'n,

Oh, what a wonderFool time of the year,

Frantic last minute shopping panic,

Gift giving ain't funny

When you got no money.

Only a few more days to go, so...

Got to do what I got to do to get that dough.

I don't have to stand in any checkout line

If I commit a crime.

I just gotta get some gifts before I run out of time,

Gift giving madness turning me to a life of crime,

Got to get what I don't have money to buy,

Don't want loved ones to feel left out,

Money is love, don't want them to doubt,

Showing my love with gifts I can't afford

Buying is what this time of years is all about,

I have to take from others so my kids won't believe

The lies told by their overweight hairy mindless Mama,


This is the beginning of my seasonal crime spree saga,

Just being honest, just being for real,

Best time of the year to steal,

Robbing shoppers who just got a hell of a good deal,

Oh, what a wonderFool time of the year,

Time of merriment, warmth, joy and bounty,

Another perpetrator getting busted, can't make bail...

Fool is spending the yule... doing a bit in County Jail,

Oh, what a wonderFool time of the year.


Habib Abu Lateef


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