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Take A Seat!Take a seat, sit on the chair, And open wide for me! And let me have a look at your teeth, Cos they're in a mess you see! Open your mouth, please say; ‘ahhhh,' And give a little cough too! Cos I need to know that you're throats alright! In case I cause a problem for you! I wouldn't wana see you choke, And cough and splutter on me! Cos I hate the patients to make a mess, Its does my head in you see! So please make sure you choke… ...Quietly, and please, don't you fret! Cos I have to say, as a dentist, I am the best you'll ever get! So open wide, and give a cough, And tell me what is wrong! But make it snappy, I aint got all day! And I just can't stay too long! Now then let me see, hmmm… Just what on earth can we do? To make your teeth look lovely, Cos as they are now, they just won't do! There is plaque on all of the teeth! And the gums are receding too! Bleeding a little, paining a lot, Oh what a fine to-do! But never mind don't worry, Cos the dentist who's on today! Will polish them up and give them a shine! Then you can go home happy and gay! But please, take note and look after them, Cos I really don't want you to come back! And if you do, it's false teeth for you! All pearly white and no black!! Poetry Ad-Free Upgrades Vote for this poem |
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