There's a New Sheriff in town.
Chaos and DISORDER
will have to make a run for the BORDER.
Soldiers of negativity will hear my rhyme
and then check their vital signs,
because their lifespan has suddenly gotten SHORTER.
Turn on the lights, watch roaches run for COVER.
This is the episode when your significant OTHER
has just DISCOVERED that you were sneaking around
with ANOTHER LOVER.
Wrongdoers have been caught in the ACT.
You had two lucky 7's and the dealer
dealt you a one-eyed JACK.
The FAT RAT is about to be eaten by a bigger CAT.
Guys with big mouths talk SMACK
behind the true believer's BACK.
face to face they become as quiet as
a church mouse on CRACK.
You can't hide sinful scent from virtuous HOUNDS.
It's time to execute an exit strategy,
the temple of wrongdoing is about to come crumbling DOWN.
Yes, even the ones disguising themselves as silly CLOWNS
will be spiritually pursued,
captured, gagged and BOUND.
Children of the sun, who were once lost will now be FOUND.
Crooked path walkers and wrongdoers
can either shape up or ship out!
There's a New Sheriff in TOWN.
Through the pen of a humble poet, the angelic essence
of peaceful existence has finally come EARTHBOUND.
