Thanks to the
Wonder
That is
Reincarnation…
She's older
Than me
This time,
She'll tell you
“I'm the older
More responsible one
This time.”
She's
Certainly
More colorful
Than I
In turning
A phrase,
You'll see…
I want to bang
Her like a
Buddhist Prayer
Bell
On a
Holy day.
Princess Butcharina.
Bunny Pimp.
Tweeter waffle.
Had sex so good
The neighbors
Had to have a
Cigarette.
Make her
Bark like a
Llama.
After burping:
“What do we say?”
Sigh. “I can do better.”
Bend'er over
And drive'er
To Cleveland.
You can pick
Your friends
And
You can pick
Your nose,
And you CAN
Pick you friends
Nose,
Come here.
Hold still.
Stan, "what do you have
when you have one green ball
in one hand and
one green ball
in the other."
Sunny "You got the
Jolly Green Giant
right where you
want him."
Where's the box
That says
“eat me?”
With chubby
Cheeks and over
The top of her
Fist holding
Out only her
Pinky finger
She says,
“When you
don't care
enough
to send
the very
best.”
With regards to
Getting sick,
“She went down
like a cheep hooker
on Colfax.”
The things
My granddaughter
Says…
Are colorful
To say
The least!
