I once went fishing, but not by the sea
Instead I fished, at a dating agency
I didn’t use worms at the end of my hook
I just browsed profiles, having a look
I didn’t fish the rivers or lakes with a rod
I didn’t catch, Perch, Salmon or Cod
I uploaded some photos of me looking cool
(Not with me with long hair, when i was at school)
I then wrote an ad, honest and true
And waited, and waited, till I found you!
