Decided to go to Bundoran,
Got in the motor car. You know, one of those things with four wheels
Set off and ended up on an aeroplane
You know, another one of those things with wheels and wings.
We're headed of to Alabama.
How going from Belfast to Bundoran
Then ended up in Alabama you'd have to ask Joe.
Only Joe knows how a phone call can go wrong.
All we know is it's hotter here than Bundoran.
Got the first letter right, capital B.
Thought it was Birmingham England that Joe booked.
Instead we're in Birmingham Alabama.
Gotta start looking for another of those aeroplanes.
get back to where we started.
I think that was Belfast.
Lots of B’s floating around here.
Only thing is we didn’t get the B we wanted.
That B is somewhere over there, wherever there is.
England I think.
Get this thing with wheels to take us to Ballyshannon.
At least we will end up in some place with another B in its name.
Getting tired of all this bull.
There’s another one of those B’s.
Got an idea. Lets go back to the B we started from.
Maybe we’ll know where the hell that B is.
Dedicated to Joe Rafferty.
Think we will call him the man from God knows where.
Or should that be the man from God knows where he's going?
Wouldn't do to think of him as the man with a capital B to his name