Chapter 71 ~ Heading South ~ Reno Angel |
Yeah breaker one nine this here's the Aspiring Angel
Uh, you got a copy on me Sweet Mouth, C'mon
Uh yeah, Ten-Four Aspiring, fer sure fer sure.
How's things down Reno way? C'mon
Well it sounds as if ole Buzz is again talkin trash
He givin you a rash of S*** Sweet Mouth?
Yeah its a big Ten-Four there Aspiring
He is bringing in the Canadian Airforce!
Planning an escape as we speak.
Got your back Sweet Mouth
I'm bringing company!!!!!!!
Its the dark of the moon
We will all be there soon
Then we'll see
How the Buzzard runs scared!
We're steadily making time
Even though I'm night blind
But we're growing in numbers
The further that we drive
Just a little outside of Reno
Headen toward the town of Saint Cloud
Buzz dares threaten my Dear Mouth?
We're going to bring that road kill down!
Cause I've put together a little 'ole convoy
Just a truckin through the night
Buzzard he best be a praying
Cause if he wants a fight ... we'll fight
Pick on our Dear Mouth Of The South?
Ain't nothin going to stand in my way
I'm leading this truckin convoy 'cross the USA
(Truckers getting mighty hungry)
Got a breaker Mouth this here's Aspiring
And uh ......I'm really mighty lost!
Stay calm now Angel
What made you think
You could drive
An eighteen wheeler?
You can't find your way
To the grocery store ... C'mon
I'm a calling on all friends from near and far
We now have about a hundred trucks in all
So advise ole Buzz we're on our way
And he's about to take his final fall
His begging for friends to help him escape
Well that doesn't mean a hooptie damn
Callin all trucks ... Aspiring here
We're about to enter Buzzard land
We ain't a plannin on playing fair
Cause we got some bones to chew
Yep my friends and I are droppin in
For a good old fashioned Buzzard BBQ
(Aint payin for no darn tickets neither!)
C'mon folks join my Convoy
Ain't nothin gonna stand in my way
I'm gonna lead this truckin convoy
My friends are just itchen to play
Florida here we come.
Breaker ... Breaker
Where the Hell are we????!!!!!!
Rubber Duck you want to help me out here?
I'm a long way from the drug store C'mon
Well my Dear Mouth we're aheaden South
We're agona put Buzz in his place
I've promised all a dinner call
And they're hankerin for the Buzzard's taste
We've heard Buzzards resembles chicken
He best cry uncle and relinquish the Golden Pen
Cause when we're done a pluckin him
The tenderizing will soon begin
His pidley dab of reinforcements
Come on .. a Bum beggin on the street?
I wonder what ole Buzz will have to say
When Kenneth goes a huntin fresh meat!
Yep he's riding Shotgun right beside me
Ole' Ma only had to give him a call
Cool Ma! ROAD TRIP! Yeah!
I was hopin to be invited to the free-for-all!
A stealing candy from such a pretty little Southern Darlin!
I think its about time I pay the Buzzard a visit.
No one plays 'NOT NICE' with my Momma's friends!
Looks like I got some business to take care of.
Buzz? Heck yes!
He needs all the help he can get!
Buzzard man I'll tell you true
You best not keep a pickin
On my Momma's friend!
Cause as you can see, I ain't small
And I don't always wear a grin
I've brought some friends that have my back
We all work out at the same gym
I would advise you Mr. Buzzard man
To put your plan of escape to peaceful end
So my Dear Friend as you can see
Our convoy is well on its way
We'll be callin you again for directions
To find exactly where we go to play
A word to my sweet Buzzard
Was 'Canadian Big Birds In The Air'
the best that you could do?
A few flying birds a threatening pooh
Well have we got a surprise for you!!!
Pssst ... Buzzard Man, lookie here
I may look like Prince Charming to my Kendra
I AINT NO PRINCE!!!!!! ... GOT ME?
Your in a HEAP of trouble Son!
Ma, we there yet?
MMMMMMMMM Fresh Buzzard meat!
Hey man ...
Do you taste like chicken?
Thank you Donna for the graphics! LOL
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