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invasion of the sleep snatchers©


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This sometimes happens
when i can't sleep you see-
Somebody Stop Me.
If i don't sleep soon,
the white coats will invade my room....



There once was a woman from nantucket
so big she'd get stuck&have a fit
she couldn't tuck&roll i do not kid
her boobs turned the corner b4 she did
if i got too close my eyes she'd hit.

Speaking Of Boobs....

There once was a man from washington
who made promises from the podium
tis easier to trust a snake
when he strikes a rattle he'll make
at least there's an antidote for that venom.


There once was a kid from queens
who loved his jelly beans
at night when he lays down his head
he makes music while in his bed
could be what a rainbow dream means


There once was a gal from wheeling
got sunburned bad&started peeling
she was in the sun too long
when she took off her sarong
the skin crawled clear up to the ceiling
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