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Chapter 75 ~ Today In The News

Today In The News
Chapter 75

So called Buzz Supporters,rounded up
Heck the second one, didn't even have a cup

Debra Bateman thinks Buzz being in jail is a hoot
her last known response was "thanks for the laughs"
We're sure Debra bought some BBQ tickets
she's not saying, but we did the math

Patrick Granfors has said the Canadian big birds,
are such bad shots they'll be lucky to hit the grass
Although he's still hoping for the BBQ I hear
We're pretty sure it's because of the free beer

Mouth moved the Buzz to a new location
We thought she was just taking him on a vacation
He was strapped to the grill of a semi truck
The truck was driven by the Rubber Duck
AspiringAngel riding shotgun, we wish
the Buzzard the very best of luck

No word yet on his where about's
But the bill collectors will find Buzz no doubt
Uncertain where the Mouth might have him
Although our Canadian big birds are still gearing up
for another beer drop and also six dozen Slim Jim's

No one has heard from the Ed brothers,
tiger lily , or even their Ma
I believe it's early yet for Marty Graw?

Now Goofy
With A Special Holiday Report

Buzzard Day Is Coming !!

It's a new Canadian holiday
In the U.S.jail Buzz must stay
One can't live on beer and burgers alone
So send some desert, till we can get him home

Yes Pies and cakes will do just fine
But it's chocolate and candy, that's on this birds mind
Happy Buzzard Day Everyone!!

Today's news, brought to you by

Buzzards delight chocolate cakes
File baked within, to help any jail break
Please hurry, for the bird just can't wait
Buzz Supporter track shoes
Loose that pesky warden every time
Bulls eye bird droppings
Even an amateur can hit the mark
No S#%t!!
Buzz Supporter T shirts
Comes with a very sturdy tin cup
Warden provides a room with every shirt
Still somehow we are way over stocked

And As Always
The Save Our Buzzard Foundation
Almost all money goes to freeing the Buzzard
OK some of the money
Hey!! these commercials aren't cheap

Ray Hamilton
{ The Great Canadian Buzzard }
Copyright 2009
All rights Reserved

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