I bought this doll for my granddaughter,
And what a laugh it brought!
Me and my husband were in a heap,
It's the best doll I've ever bought!!!
You see, when you push the button...
It makes the baby cry and scream...
So you have to give it a bottle...
If you buy one, you'll see what I mean!
When she cries, it's so like a baby cry,
And when you give her the bottle, she sucks!!
Sucks it like its real I mean!
Just like a baby, oh shucks!
When she's finished her food, she burps,
Then wants to go to sleep,
So you take the bottle out, lie her down...
And off she goes, breathing deep!
When she's lying down and goes quiet,
So when I sat her up oh no, not again,
She started crying and it was persistent!
She was driving me insane!
My hubby came home from walking the dog,
I showed him this doll in all its glory,
But when I did the sleeping thing,
That was another story!!
We started laughing and couldn't stop,
It really is such a cool dolly!
And the look on my hubby's face,
Was pure funny and...oh golly!!
‘Rich!' I shouted, ‘I can't shut her up!'
‘As soon as she sits up again,'
‘The crying starts, I can't stop it!'
‘This doll is a flipping pain!'
‘He came back into the room!
Still laughing and me laughing too!
And he told me to let her sleep longer,
Oh heck, what a to-do!
‘That's just stupid!' I said to him,
She's stopped breathing and all quiet!
But I did what he said, let her sleep,
And it worked; oh what a riot!!!
So ladies and gents I recommend this doll,
Just get one and you will see...
Just how cool a doll it is!
And you'll be in bulk like Rich and me!
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