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Expertise

He's the man of the future
the acceptable face,
an instant expert created
by the world of cyberspace
He surveys the whole world
from his leather armchair seat
surfing the news feeds
and reading every tweet.
He drinks only bottled water,
eats fast food at his pc
and thinks there's nowhere
else that he would rather be.

He seldom sees the sunshine,
just abhors any type of rain
suffers from dyspepsia
with associated intestinal pain.
But he's doing what he's doing
for the status that it brings
and he's rolling in money but
has no time for material things.
He's the universal expert
with a huge knowledge of it all
not gained from experience just  
gleaned from the information wall.
He's a star in the media
always interviewed on Skype
his appearances proceeded
by publicity and hype.

For he's never ever absent
and just loves to be seen
spouting put his cullings
on the global TV screen.
With twenty four hour news
there's lots of time to fill
and our Universal Expert
completely fits the Bill.
He's the man of the future,
the acceptable face,
an instant expert created
by the world of cyberspace.



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Expertise