I was half way to Heaven
when the dude announced
He had the wrong day
It wasn't that I didn't
want to go to Heaven
Who is he to tell me when to go?
Then I got to thinking
Are my friends the ones going?
I think I well wait until I am called
I am thinking about half my friends
well not be going on Rapture day
I want to see who goes
And who stays
I might be stuck on a cloud
with a whole bunch of Democrats
They are first in line
for all the free trips
Am I leaving my clothing behind
I don't want this fat body
to arrive totally nude