Why anyone smokes a cigarette
Who is able to read the obituaries
Anyone who has seen an alcoholic
would want to become one
Less understanding
Why anyone would cram powder up their nose
Or smoke weeds
I pity the boy who doesn't like girls
Why idiots are allowed to drive with
a tiny dog on their lap
A big dog with head out the window
Leave them home
The get hot in a car
But we are given a seat belt violation
going to the grocery store
The woman who said she was divorcing
The forth husband for cheating on her
When he was on his third marriage
And he cheated on both of them
Just some of the things I don't understand
I understand why Arab women walk five paces
behind their husbands--all those roadside bombs
Not to mention they do not bath often