There's a traitor amongst the vegetation
It's lead to a full vegetable police investigation
They say evil has many faces
And grows in many places
Only one vegetable brings such doom
And that my friend is the Mushroom!
Your crimes are, ‘Making Sophie Sick'
A terrible, horrible, allergy trick!
I hereby sentence you to die!
The sentence? Death By Pie!
On a very high oven heat
And forced fed to tramps to eat
You'll be punished for your crimes so foul
Within their darkest, smelliest bowl!
