Petes Poetry
Begging for a deal.
I get on my knees and kneel.
I beg her to make a deal.
I don't particularly mind,
It's not as though I'll be sucking salami.
A treasure I might find.
A little bit a lick'in won't harm me.
How many licks will it take to get a gram?
And am I allowed to cheat and use a bit of hand?
Are you gunna make me pass out before I get the stuff?
You'll have to use the kitten, but the tongue might be a bit rough.
Kitten up front, me up back.
All this, and I don't even use crack.
Pete.
I beg her to make a deal.
I don't particularly mind,
It's not as though I'll be sucking salami.
A treasure I might find.
A little bit a lick'in won't harm me.
How many licks will it take to get a gram?
And am I allowed to cheat and use a bit of hand?
Are you gunna make me pass out before I get the stuff?
You'll have to use the kitten, but the tongue might be a bit rough.
Kitten up front, me up back.
All this, and I don't even use crack.
Pete.