East Coast quakes,
As concrete under your feet break,
Thunder thighs like jello shake,
No one wants to battle you,
Bird brain like an animal,
With no one are you compatible,
One would have to be a fool to be your tool,
Mule... Like a Jackass at a race track,
No one wants to be saddled with you,
Maybe paddle you,
Everyone is through with you,
Add it up because it's computable,
It is Indisputable, Irrefutable...
No sane man will ever stay with you...
Because you are unlovable,
Lard packed flesh envelopes you,
Hair on your chinny chin chin growing double,
Hate to bust your bubble,
You ain't nothing but trouble.