Dear Ms. So-in-so
I'm writing to
Let you know
In no
Uncertain terms
That it is rude
To invite people
To your event
Without leaving
A means
To contact you.
Indeed!
How can I know
That your event
Or even you
Are real?
Sincerely,
Mrs. So-in-so
*Hit Reply*
Dear Mrs. So-in-so
Are you a figment
Of my imagination?
Or are you
Contacting me?
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I assume you
Mean something
Other than
Email as a means
Of contact since
This is an email
Did you
Mean
A phone number?
