Whatever chat up lines have been used and i hate them they've been written down
I asked friends to help me by taking notes of the chat up lines and i took the mick lol they are hilarious (no offence)
Written from ages 12-24
"Can i taste your lips i heard they were lemon"
"Well if you want bitter you can go squeeze a lemon into your mouth"
"Excuse me can i borrow your lashes"
"Mine are real so go buy some"
"Can i paint your face"
"Why"
"I wanna paint it the color of your smile"
"My smile is white just like my teeth and if i want to be a vampire its only appropriate for Halloween"
"You got fine written all over you"
"Do I look like a parking ticket to you and no I aint in debt with the law"
"Do you prefer stripes or checks coz i need to know what cab to order when we're done"
"I prefer stripes on my clothes and i prefer cash not checks."
"Do you like the side walk or to walk in the middle"
"I don't like walking i like to hike or take my bike"
"Excuse me is this a meat market bar coz i'm kinda hungry for ya Prime rib"
"Well if you wanna rib ask a waitress they're on two for one deal"
"Can i have you and your waitress friend"
"Well you can have a T-bone stuck down your throat and i won't give you mouth to mouth or my friend"
"Hey are you a spanner"
"I'm a girl who doesn't work at the car lot"
"Really coz i feel my nut just got tightened so here's £20 wanna go catch a flick"
"Thanks i spent two whole minutes listening and is this £20 for listening to your bibble babble"
"Hey thats mine"
"Consider it easy rejection or i really will hurt your nut both of them"
"I work for Royal mail i've never seen a package so fine before"
"Well that's cool so you'll have to pay the law a great deal of money see ya"
"Something smells oh hey girl it must be you do you wanna shower with me"
"I have pepper spray that'll make a perfect shower for you"
"I'll be running away now"
"Each time i look at you i am breathless i hope you no CPR"
"Sorry i don't, but if you feel so bad don't look at me"
"Hey girl my package is bigmac and you're Mcgorgeous"
"If you were anything on the menu it'll Mcferocious"
"Excuse me girl can i have directions"
"Where to?"
"I need directions to your heart"
"Oh well you take a left down the street, i guess you have a girlfriend if you wanna buy her a sweet gift"
"Whenever you're around i need my sunglasses"
"Well i guess i better disappear before i blind your poor precious sight"
"I aint a Fred flintstone, i make almost anything Rock"
"Well i aint into collecting rocks you can share your rock collection with someone interested i got a train to catch"
"Cool is it a return ticket coz i'd want you to return unless i get a one way ticket to your heart"
"Its a return to my parents and my boyfriend so i guess you're unlucky there sorry"
"Hey girl i broke an ice cube with my teeth so now the ice is broken lets have fun"
"What can i get you"
"I'll have a screw driver cocktail"
"That'll be £8:95"
"If i paid you would you let me rock your bed"
"If i kicked your balls really hard with platform hard boots would you go away or do i ask nicely"
"Check out my guitar your an A string"
"Really i don't look like a piece of string"
"Can i play you"
"No, but you've just played yourself for a fool"
